A non-anthropological history of masturbation

Masturbation can be normal. Masturbation can be great. It's an amazing experience that you can share with yourself.

It can be seen as wrong or shameful. Personally, I love to rub one out. And I'm sure most women do.

It's not expensive. It's easy to do anywhere. It is a great way to unwind and let go.

This is a way to learn more about yourself, your deepest darkest thoughts, and your genitals.

Why is it so stigmatised? Particularly for masturbating women.

I've seen women lying about masturbating and trying to conceal the fact that they do. Women are afraid to tell their friends and partners they do.

Men can shout it from the rooftops, and no one will notice. Men can make fun of masturbating with a group. They may openly admit to wanking ten times per day.

It's not always possible for women to have the same sexual pleasure. Perhaps one day, that will change.

I am very open to discussing it and will talk about it. The last time I was here was today.

Masturbation doesn't control me the way some men do. Sometimes I masturbate multiple times a day, while other days I can do it for several weeks without.

It's rare for me to go so long without it.

Some women I know only use their fingers, while others use toys. I used to be a mostly fingers girl until a few years back. You might also find a few dildo plays.

The dildo was usually reserved for use with a partner.

I then discovered the holy grail in sex toys. My new bedside accessory. My vibrating best friend.

The Wand.

The Wand

It was the first time I saw a wand being used on me. After a few drinks, we met up at his hotel and had some fun until he got in my genitals.

He had a rough dick on me and a raw tummy on him so he decided to get the wand out. He had just a few seconds to go before I realised that he had brought me something similar to fairy dust.

Sexual fairy dust.

I took less than one minute to do what normally takes me a long time: cumin the presence of a male. He rolled the wand over my clit. I knew I had to have my own.

My wand is always within reach of me when I am in bed. Sometimes, I forget how many times I have used it and it goes out of commission when it is charged.

I've had it happen more times than once, when my masturbation session was interrupted by my battery. It would be nice to know how to keep it charged. But, alas! I find myself often naked and frustrated.

From a girl with mainly fingers to a girl who is almost always a toy, I've changed. When I am fucking someone, the wand will often make an appearance.

My wand can only be used when there is a bird inside of me.

Mutual masturbation

It took me years to get fucked; if I ever did, it was an eternity. Most guys don't care enough to make sure women have sex during sex.

I am now the orgasm queen in my apartment because I have introduced my wand and my lovers to each other.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Even though I am not as wild-eyed and as wild-eyed as Tony Montana, Although my little friend is powerful, it's not as deadly.

Yes, I am the one who actually lives in my apartment. It is still my title of orgasm queen, which I take great pride in.

Mutual masturbation is another option. Mutual masturbation should not be forgotten. Attempt to recall mutual masturbation by all means.

It's so much fun to watch a friend wank over me. Wank beside me or across the room.

Watching them wank is something I love. After a wild wank, it's so satisfying to have a man cum on my face. This makes it easier to reach the desired climax.

Masturbation and Porn

This brings me to porn. Porn is a great option for a quick, easy, thank you mam type of orgasm.

Although it's not as intense and intense as when I conjure up images in my head, sometimes you just need a quick fix.

Meta-stylistically, I like to see porn where a man is wanking to porn. This is essentially twice the porn.

There have been occasions when I sent videos of myself wanking to porn my lovers. They have also sent videos of themselves wanking to porn.

A moaning video of a nut watching porn is better than any moaning video.

Masturbation makes you happy, masturbation makes you feel relaxed, and masturbation helps us sleep better. It increases endorphin release, which makes us feel better mentally and physically.

It may also lower your risk of developing prostate cancer. It makes men more tired and can make them stay in bed longer.

Let's not feel shame about masturbation and instead savour joy. This isn’t Game of Thrones. Nobody is going to drag us naked down a stone walkway and shout "Shame!" as we pass.

Let's rub it out. I know I will, once I finish this. A few orgasms can make life better.